In fact, you epitomize pretty much everything I hate about modern, white feminism and why it’s alienating to every single marginalized voice going.
Judgy bouncer says,
“You’re prolonging adulthood.”
Clubs full of grown kids.
No, I only sent one text! It’s okay, I understand. I decided day 1 that we have an unspoken 70% chance of flake wiggle room pre-alotted into our friendship. It was built into the unspoken friendship contract.
i’m supposed to be going to stripper awards ceremony with charlotte like now
my phone is in the other room essentially playing meatloaf and seal on repeat so idk what if anything she’s said to me but i imagine i have a backlog of texts
Okay can you help me with my math? I did a half hour, a two three for a hundreds, and two singles and left with like 175….!!!!!
Tbh I had a really amazing night. I almost left at one when it was just good but SM gave me a .25 of klonopin to make me stay and I actually had the perfect guy happen after that, he just gave me massages for ten songs and tipped me 45 on top of that and like, that’s so great. So much what I…
My boyfriend does this!
Someday I’m going to have a slave who will bring me coffee in the morning, and he will always remember to warm the mug first. He will be my favorite.